FAQs - FOR ECOM
GENERAL FAQs
WHAT IS HAPPY THOUGHTS?
Happy Thoughts is a sparkling juice drink containing real fruit, fizzy bubbles and a blend of functional ingredients that boost mood, increase focus and give you a little Oomph!
Happy Thoughts was previously known as Illicit Elixirs and can sometimes still be found on shelf under this name.
WHY SHOULD I DRINK HAPPY THOUGHTS?
Well first, they are super delicious and totally crushable. Our sparkly drinks use only the yummiest fruit juices and sparkling bubbles with added vitamins, amino acids and antioxidants that help to give you good vibes. Plus, they’re gluten-free, with no artificial sweeteners, no caffeine, and they're non alcoholic.
WHEN SHOULD I DRINK HAPPY THOUGHTS?
Well, any time you want to feel happy or happier! We believe our 12 ounce can can be enjoyed in the morning while getting ready to start your day. With lunch as an afternoon pick-up. Before a workout or with dinner is great too. Our Caffeine free formula makes it easy to enjoy Happy Thoughts throughout the day.. and into your evening as a non-alcoholic option for a fun night out with no hangover.
WHERE CAN I PURCHASE ILLICIT ELIXIRS?
You can purchase Happy Thoughts right here on our website as well as in stores nationwide. Find us in a store near you via our store locator. Many more stores are quickly adding Happy Thoughts, and you may also see our old brand Illicit Elixirs on the shelf. Either way, you'll enjoy the same great taste and flavor profile.
HOW CAN I STOCK ILLICIT ELIXIRS IN MY STORE, CAFÉ, SEEDY BAR OR NUDIST RESORT?
Great question! We’re always looking to grow and expand. You can purchase Happy Thoughts through distributors in Minnesota, Illinois, California, Nevada, and Wisconsin. We are also distributed Nationally through Faire, Rep Rally and KeHE. Email sales@drinkhappythoughts.com for help.
HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU FOR SUPPORT?
If you need help or would love a virtual hug, you can contact us here, or DM us on socials.
PRODUCT AND INGREDIENTS
WHY IS HAPPY THOUGHTS S A BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO ENERGY DRINKS?
We are not an energy drink, which means we're not loaded with caffeine and/or fake sugars that will get you set up for a crash. Instead, we have vitamins, amino acids and antioxidants that help to elevate your mood and give you a little oomph! Consumers say that they experience the benefits of energy drinks like increased attention, enhanced cognitive function and mood without the crash.
IS HAPPY THOUGHTS CAFFEINATED?
There is no caffeine in Happy Thoughts. The green tea extract is decaffeinated. That tingle you feel from drinking Happy Thoughts is your taste buds getting all worked up and excited.
HOW IS HAPPY THOUGHTS SWEETENED?
We use the real inherent sweetness of fruit juices and add inulin and monk fruit for added flavor. There are no artificial sweeteners in Happy Thoughts.
WHERE CAN I FIND THE NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION?
Each product page on our website has full nutritional information including ingredients, and it can also be found on each can of Happy Thoughts.
CAN I DRINK HAPPY THOUGHTS WHILE PREGNANT?
If you are pregnant or have a health concern, we recommend that you discuss consuming Happy Thoughts (or any other vitamin or supplement) with your doctor to make sure it is right for you. In addition to fruit juice, sparkling water and other flavors, Happy Thoughts contains vitamins, amino acids and antioxidants.
IS HAPPY THOUGHTS GLUTEN-FREE, NON-GMO AND / OR KOSHER?
Yes, yes, yes and yes. We are also dairy-free, non-alcoholic, caffeine-free, footloose and fancy-free, and have no artificial sweeteners.
IS IT OKAY TO DRINK MORE THAN ONE CAN A DAY?
We would love that. Happy Thoughts was designed to be enjoyed from late morning to last last call, which, depending on the night, could also be morning. However, we recommend chatting with your medical professionals about how you add new products into your diet and lifestyle!
PAYMENT
WHAT FORMS OF PAYMENT DO YOU ACCEPT?
Visa, Mastercard, AMEX, Discover, Shop Pay, Google Pay, Apple Pay, Meta, and Diners Club.
IS MY PAYMENT INFORMATION SAFE?
Yes, of course. We would never store or sell your payment or personal info.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
WHAT’S YOUR RETURN OR EXCHANGE POLICY?
We do not offer returns or exchanges at this time.
SHIPPING
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING OPTIONS?
We currently ship within the contiguous US via UPS. Free ground shipping on orders of $50 or more (total cart value after any promotion or discount is applied). Gift cards, taxes and prior purchases do not qualify towards the minimum purchase requirement for free shipping.
HOW CAN I TRACK MY ORDER?
A tracking number will be included in your shipping confirmation email.
DO YOU OFFER PACKAGE PROTECTION?
We do not offer package protection at this time.